Thursday, January 5, 2012

Veracruz Finds The Blues...

"The blues ain't nothing but a good man feelin' bad..."
- Leon Longoria, Brownsville resident

By BOB VERACRUZ
The Paz Files

BROWNSVILLE, Texas - It was calm in the barrio last weekend. Too calm. Not a drug dealer was stirring. At the corner of 14th Street where some of the country's cheapest bars do business, three unemployed men discussed ways to beat the benefits system at the local food stamps office. It was mid-day and the black crows were flying low. You'd have to know the land to know that low-flying birds are never a good thing along the Mexican border. Any curandero worth his weight in bad tamales will tell you low-flying birds are bad news on the move. I parked my bicycle at the federal courthouse and began moseying about, wanting to get a clue as to where the Blues were playing, where I could stop in and get an earful of those soulful laments.

I loped a bit toward the International Bridge and caught the sights and sounds of shoppers at a variety of used clothing stores, and then I spotted an owl chasing a wino toward a nearby alley. What's with all the fowl in this town? You can look this way and then that way and see something flying about. They said the same thing about Babylon back before it fell. Same for Saigon. Birds on the wing. I'm hip to that scene, cause I love my harrier hawks in northern New Mexico. There, it is said in the Indian pueblos that the hawks are returning warriors from the days of U.S. Cavalry charges on Indian lands.

In Brownsville, anthropologists say the birds swoop in for no damned reason.

In any case, there is nothing going on to indicate the Blues are alive and kicking here. Nothing in The Brownsville Herald. Local blogs that have pushed the silliness have drifted off to other stories, one to the bid for higher political office by the county district attorney and the other to a local political family known for pushing their noses into the public trough. Perhaps it was all sham, yet another Border mirage or Grand dream that floated and died.

It happens here.

"It's early!" a fat cabbie in a Notre Dame football jersey yells at me when I ask about the city's blues bars. "You have to wait till midnight, ese. What, do you think we're New Orleans or what?"

I beat feet toward the corner, where a mob of nylon-attired Mexican women wait on the bus. It is a motley crew of physically-eccentric broads, one wearing a heavy scarf in 65-degree weather and two others in too-tight blue jeans that make them look like small Boy Scout camping tents on two legs. Their dour faces speak of the pain of poverty, but not the blues.

At the drugstore, I ask a young female pharmacist about the blues and she points me to the Cold-Plus medicine on a nearby shelf. "Music," I say next, and she replies, "Aisle 5."

This, I tell myself, is a lousy assignment. There are no Blues in this falling town. None. Not one blues. Outside the drug store, I catch sight of a young thug robbing an elderly woman. The kid has her by the neck as she holds tight to her purse. She can't scream! Seconds and she'll be choked to death! I freeze, but then see a girl about his age pounce on him like a crazed panther. She is yelling obscenties at the robber while pulling at his hair; he is in agony. I take a deep breath as he falls to the sidewalk, knocked unconscious by the young girl. It is a scene from a Sam Peckinpah movie. Or perhaps it is from a Japanese flick. You don't see Americans taking to the streets to pummel someone. You see it in the movies and in Japan all the time.

"Help me!" the young woman hollers in my direction.

"What's that?"

"Come help me!" she goes on, her arm stretched to the max and the fingers of her hand motioning me over. I see the old woman is bleeding from a wound on her wrinkled forehead. Not gushing blood, but bleeding the sort of bleeding you see when you scrape your knee on concrete. She's not saying much and has her hand over a portion of her face.

I get there and begin to help them both to their feet. The young girl nods and thanks me as a police cruiser siren breaks the silence. About time, I say aloud.

The Blues have arrived...

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[Editor's Note: Writer Bob Veracruz has returned to the Rio Grande Valley after an extended stay in Caracas, Venezuela, where he served as a communications specialist for the country's president, Hugo Chavez. He is an expert on the Blues, having amassed a tremendous records collection of the music genre. He prefers bicycles over automobiles..]

18 comments:

Blind Willy Horton said...

They play the blues in Harlingen not Brownsville. Blues on the Hill in Harlingen is a real experience. Bob Veracruz needs to peddle his bicycle up 77 Expressway - by-passing San Benito or else some young thug will mug him and take his wheels. Low-rider bicycle chop shops are still a big thing in San Bennie.

Anonymous said...

Mr.Editor, chili peres was asked to leave the premises at Don Betos in Harlingen. He was panhandling. Chili is not a cop, he is bum, period.

Anonymous said...

Paz-Martinez, why is Bob Veracruz, sugar coating his findings in Brownsville.
You know, like Bob knows, like Jimmy Barton knows, like Jerry McHale knows, the only music in BROWNSVILLE IS CANTINA MUSIC, FROM A JUNKIE JUKE BOX AT THE 1-2-3 CLUB. "PERIOD"
Cantina Music, conjunto music, enough said. Pinche Brownsville.

El entremetido said...

Don Beto's Rest. in Harlingen is 1 block South of La Placita where all the Bums and prostitutes hang out.

Anonymous said...

Bob Veracruz needs to hang out with Bonner to get the swing of things in Browntown.

Anonymous said...

Veracruz is wearing expenmsive Italian loafers with no socks! Wow! talk about a trendsetter in Browntown. Now watch Mchale will be doing it too. So will Jim Barton. THose guys are a bunch of wannabes! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Bob Veracruz looks like a winter texan who lives on old 83 West of La Feria, he to rides an old bike.

Anonymous said...

thanks for finally saying it - Brownsville is a faker. Blues? Where! Blogers cannot be trusted in that awful town.

Blew Lou said...

Bob Veracruz looks like he is "Light in the loafers." I bet he was seeing who was hanging out in the men's restroom at the courthouse.

El Tecolote said...

Veracruz looks like a winter Texan. i can't picture him with Hugo Chavez. But he's better than Jim Barton. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

cops don;t have time to wonder about a kid's actions with a gun. This kid was ina public school playing his games and paid the rice. End of story.

Anonymous said...

He got what he deserved, you point guns, rifles, knifes, brass knuckles, or any weapon towards a police officer. If you do there is a price to pay.

Dirty Harry said...

Cops are quick to kill. That too is true. Every shooting like this should be investigated. The kid was shot in the BACK of the head? That's not good.

Anonymous said...

the bloggers in Browntown are going nuts over the kid's shooting. The kid asked for it!No on epushed him to walk that weapon to school. You're asking for it! Bloggers of Brownsville, get a grip on the real story, Bozoz!

El Immigrante said...

Now, what is so darn hard about following the law. What??
If the kid would have followed the police command, he be eating supper with his mom and dad. Darn fool.

Anonymous said...

Agree on Whitewings comments. That team isn't worth it! kick thm out.

Anonymous said...

As long as they take their shill, J. Deal when they leave town...

Anonymous said...

Great story. Puts an end to that Brownsville Blues bullshit. LOL!!!